Wookieleaks Reveals All; Darth Vader Annoyed

December 7, 2010

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Brave Wookie and Rebel Freedom Fighter Chewbacca is bringing to light the secrets the Galactic Empire doesn’t want you to know about. Shocking revelations such as: RT @TK517 Breaking News: @DarthVader illegally alters Imperial deal with Baron Lando Calrissian. #wookieeleaks Thank Goodness Twitter found its true purpose- revealing that the “insurgents” the Empire was attacking were really Ewoks. I hope the Empire wins agains those little savages.

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