Brave Wookie and Rebel Freedom Fighter Chewbacca is bringing to light the secrets the Galactic Empire doesn’t want you to know about.
Shocking revelations such as:
RT @TK517 Breaking News: @DarthVader illegally alters Imperial deal with Baron Lando Calrissian. #wookieeleaks
Thank Goodness Twitter found its true purpose- revealing that the “insurgents” the Empire was attacking were really Ewoks. I hope the Empire wins agains those little savages.
