Wookieleaks Reveals All; Darth Vader Annoyed

By December 7, 2010

Brave Wookie and Rebel Freedom Fighter Chewbacca is bringing to light the secrets the Galactic Empire doesn’t want you to know about.

Shocking revelations such as:

RT @TK517 Breaking News: @DarthVader illegally alters Imperial deal with Baron Lando Calrissian. #wookieeleaks

Thank Goodness Twitter found its true purpose- revealing that the “insurgents” the Empire was attacking were really Ewoks. I hope the Empire wins agains those little savages.