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Sh*t Entrepreneurs Say: “We’re Not Too Concerned With Profit Right Now”

It’s happened. Thanks to the guys at Grasshopper.com, “Shit People Say” has come to the entrepreneur-world, hilarious truths blazing. While I don’t know an entrepreneur that would ask what the “difference between a VC and a angel is” ( at least openly), most of the one liners hit the nail on the head. And the video should probably be named ‘Shit Startups Say’ because lets face it, boot-strapping entrepreneurs don’t have the luxury, or too much sanity, to say, “We’re not too concerned with profit right now.” Here’s some other gems we love:

  • It’s like Groupon, only bigger!
  • A/B Test, then pivot, and if you still don’t know pivot again.
  • I’ve not slept in three days.
  • Connect it to Facebook, viral spread. BOOM, BOOM!
  • All we need is like 1 or 2% of the market and we’re billionaires.
  • Get like a billion people on the site. Throw up some ads. Bop, bop!

Techli

Edward is the founder and CEO of Techli.com. He is a writer, U.S. Army veteran, serial entrepreneur and chronic early adopter. Having worked for startups in Silicon Valley and Chicago, he founded, grew and successfully exited his own previous startup and loves telling the stories of innovators. Email: Edward.Domain@techli.com | @EdwardDomain

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